Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
id be glad to
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
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So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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