yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Ketchup is God's man juice
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
