what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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