Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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