Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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