whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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