your room smells of hookers.
And success
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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