Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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