After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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