nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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