Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
then he tried to convert me to islam
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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