oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
