when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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