We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I bet he comes in French.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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