TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have post one night stand depression
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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