I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
