He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize