Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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