Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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