the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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