two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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