So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
