chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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