i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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