youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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