you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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