Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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