I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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