He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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