Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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