No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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