Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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