i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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