Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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