Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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