Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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