Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she woke up with a sticky ear
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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