Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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