Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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