Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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