so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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