I can text with my tongue
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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