i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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