1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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