I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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