shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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