me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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