She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
oh god the rape fog is back!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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