Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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