Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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