Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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