I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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