just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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