i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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